Montana Temperature Conversion Chart





Here's a Montana Temperature Conversion Chart that relates temperatures in
Fahrenheit to various human behaviors:





60 above: Virginians turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens.



50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Montana sunbathe.



40 above: Italian and English cars won't start. People in Montana drive with
their windows down.



32 above: Distilled water freezes. The Yellowstone river thickens.



20 above: Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, and wool hats. People in
Montana throw on a flannel shirt.



15 above: New England landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Montana have
the last cookout before it gets cold.



0 degrees: People in Miami all die. People in Montana close the windows.



15 below: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Montana get out their
winter coats.



25 below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling
cookies door to door.



40 Below: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Montana let the dogs
sleep indoors.



100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Montana get frustrated
because they can't start their cars.



460 below: All atomic motions stops (Absolute Zero on the Kelvin scale) People
in Montana start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"



500 below: Hell freezes over. The Montana State Bobcats win the Orange Bowl.